Welcome to The Sorting Hat, where we sort characters from various fandoms into the four Hogwarts houses! It’s taken a few weeks and a ton of debate, but we’ve finally finished sorting all the characters from Game of Thrones (the television version), and thought it would be good to do a wrap-up post showing where everyone wound up.
There will be no justifications or explanations in this post, but if you click on any individual character name, it will take you to the post where that character was sorted and we explain our reasons. If you find any character’s placement particularly baffling, there’s a good chance we had a lively debate about them, too, and it’s entirely possible one of us agreed with you.
Now if you’ll excuse us, we need to go seal off half of Gryffindor Tower, because that place is terrifying.
There is the Gryffindor Tower we all know and love… and then there is the Tower of Terror.
Gregor “The Mountain” Clegane
Sandor “The Hound” Clegane
Fierce ladies and slimy, slimy men.
Petyr “Littlefinger” Baelish
Xaro Xhoan Daxos
The High Sparrow
House “Why Doesn’t Anybody Ever Listen To Me?”
Maester Aemon Targaryen
Brynden “Blackfish” Tully
Thoros of Myr
Beautiful cinnamon rolls, too good for this world, too pure.
Brienne of Tarth
Your order of “Kwikspell: Beginners Magic Correspondence Course” is on its way!
Black Walder Frey
That’s right, Centaur.
Jaqen H’ghar/The Faceless Man